PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And